Nobody Ever Told Me Life Would Be Like This

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 47696

Actually, the last episode was a hallucination cause by breathing in too many Febreze fumes on Josh's part. All except for the part about Scott coming in through the window. Josh shakes his head after the dementia subsides and does a double-take of the window.

So there Scott really is.

Yes, there he is. For about five glorious seconds, before Josh scrambles over to the window and shoves Scott to his death once again. He wipes his hands and grins lamely.

Krissy reels around a moment too late. “Why did you just run over to the window!?” she presses Josh.
Josh scratches his head. God this chick could sure nag the hell out of a person. “I feel sorry for your husband, should you ever acquire one,” he blurts out.
“Just answer the question! I don’t know what you’re up to, but you won’t get away with it! I’m calling the cops!”
Josh’s face pales. “No need to get carried away, baby,” he assures her with as much conviction as he can muster. “Okay, look, yes I did kill someone and yes they are underneath the couch. Is that what you wanted? But I mean, it was just one person and he didn’t have that many friends or anything and like I don’t think his family even loved him that much and...”

But it seems Krissy has heard enough, as she shrieks in horror and bolts towards the staircase.

But Josh doesn’t intend to let her get away that easy. In an act of true desperation, he grabs a lead pipe that just happens to be laying around and lunges at Krissy with murderous intent. He knocks her over the head with one swift blow and watches as her prone form slumps to the floor. Blood pools around her head.

“Look, I’m sorry I had to do that,” Josh says to the corpse, in a weak attempt to justify what has now turned into a triple homicide. “It’s just that I couldn’t allow you to run to the police like that. I did this for your own good. Yeah, it was for the best. You’ve gone to a better place now.”

Now how is he going to dispose of the body?

  1. Chuck it out the window like he did with Scott.
  2. Chop her up into a stew and feed her to homeless people for grim amusement.
  3. Sell her vital organs on the black market.
  4. Poke it with a stick and see what that does.

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