Well, What ABOUT Jack?
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 47624
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As you can imagine, Jack was not too happy about having his name dragged
through the mud. “Is this how you people boost your self esteem, by
demeaning someone else!?” he admonishes you while tears threaten to well
up in his bloodshot eyes. “Whoah,” you say. “Where did you come from?” “Why don’t you go ahead and pour salt on the wound!?” Jack shouts back. “I’m what they call a ‘minor character’. So minor, in fact, that I wasn’t even acknowledged to have existed by our ‘esteemed’ authors! But apparently ‘important’ enough to have you write hurtful songs about me! So what if my name is Jack!? So what if I live in a shack!? And what if I try to be a mac and run when you attack? Does that make me less of a person!? And just because I ride on training wheels doesn’t give you the right to treat me like this!”Even the Dragon seems surprised at this turn of events. “Wait,’ he orders the newcomer. “Where did you come from? I’ve never laid eyes on you!” Jack begins balling his eyes out with wanton abandon. “And there you go again, dragon,” he sobs. “Always doubting me and forgetting me! Nobody cares about my needs!”Fred looks around like a frightened deer. “Boobs?”
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