Reaction to the Dragon's Reaction
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 47605
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The three of you huddle over in a dark corner of the Dragon’s dank
lair. “Okay, first of all,” you begin. “What the Hell were you doing back
there, Astra!? We went over this, remember!? While Fred spewed out his
gibberish you were supposed to be shaking your ass all over the place! I
can almost guarantee you this would have gone off without a hitch if
you’d have distracted the Dragon! All you did was stand there!” “Well it’s not like you did anything, either!” Astra counters in self-defense. “That’s because I’m the producer,” you point out angrily. “Look, forget it - ‘cause we have to start over anyway.”Fred wipes a tear from his eye. “I can’t believe he didn’t like it!” he wails. “Couldn’t he feel the passion radiating from my words? He doesn’t understand the ‘hood. He’s always cock-blocking me like that.” You turn to Fred and slap him. “Shut up.”Twenty minutes later... The three of you drag yourselves back over to the Dragon’s favorite mound of treasure he’s always napping on.The Dragon looks the three of you over with his deep-set eyes that are the color of dying embers. His drawn back lips always make it look like he’s smiling. “I hope, for all of your sakes, you have something better for me this time,” he says as spouts of steam issue from his big, flaring nostrils. Astra, a bit prematurely, starts shaking her ass all about and groaning seductively. The Dragon seems pleased by this development, however, so it’s okay. You start up a beat by clanking two rocks together and stomping your feet. You even make vocal sounds of a record being scratched. It's almost convincing - but falls well short of the glory of God.Once again, Fred begins his rap: Yo, yo...Yo... Yo, I ride on twenties and I roll fat blunts You ride on training wheels and pull lame stunts My name is Fred and your name is Jack And Jack is a name that’s just plain wack I pack an automatic with intent to stack... My chips by pimping these hos that I smack You lack any skills and that’s a fact You live in a shack and you act like a mac But you run like a #%! when I attack <Chorus> Sang by Astra: You can’t touch these boobs Nah, you can’t touch these boobs You-you can’t touch these boobs Hell nah, you can’t touch these boobs. The three of you gaze up at the Dragon expectantly. Does he like it?
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