Alex and Frederica's Last Stand

Chief Bobo-Yo's translator said something to him in the heathen's tongue, as Alexis simultaneously shrieked, twitched and thrashed in violent convulsions.

"Nihongo!" Chief Bobo-Yo barked, slapping his ponderous belly. "Chikawaka ni-yum-yum bo!"

"Into the pit with you!" the translator yelled. "Die now you will! Vile white sodomites! You are a perversion against nature!"

The natives pressed in upon them, jabbing with their spears. Yet Fred was unwilling to resign himself to his fate. "By all that is holy!" he cried. "Is love between a man that had been turned into a woman and a woman that had been turned into a man that truly against the laws of God! I say, let us live... and love! Let us enjoy the same rights as normal human beings!"

"Fred..." Alexis said, blinking away her tears. "I had no idea..."

"Aye." Fred nodded. "Not too long ago, I had been known as Frederica. But a vile wizard's curse transformed me into a male. You have no idea of the indignities I have suffered..."

"Enough of your babbling!" the translator shrieked. "Die, you twisted freaks!"

A native lunged in, driving his spear toward Fred's unprotected genitals. But the erstwhile knight stepped aside in time and grabbed the spear, backhanding the native to fly screaming into the smoking inferno. Spinning the spear about Fred roared in anger "I won't go down without a fight! Prepare yourselves, you crazed savages! I will show you the righteous fury of a transformed woman!"

"And I will fight like a real man as well!" Alexis said, going into a kung-fu stance. "For all Addventure characters who have undergone such a weird transformation! This will be our final stand for a shred of dignity and understanding!"

"Fools!" the translator said. "You will die here, and the memory of your disgrace wiped out from under Heaven! Native warriors, true to your gender! Destroy these monstrous abberrations and prove your honor in battle!!"

1. The roaring natives surged forward in a massive wave...

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