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Fred's annoyance at being awoken yet again was muffled by the sheer beauty
of the naked princess. She was six feet tall if she was an inch, had long
red locks that reached her shoulders, full figured body, long legs and oh
yeah, a sandy colored mutt of a dog. "Stop ogling her!" said the dog. "Crazy-what?" Fred replied and backed up. "Do not be alarmed, Fred." said Astra. "It is Velus, who is a farmer trapped in the body of a dog." "I didn't tell you my name, woman!" Fred says. Astra sighs. "Look. You got a bump on your head after you freed me from the chains with your knife. You ran off, yelling about water spouts and beaches. You are deep in the dragon's caverns, Fred. And we need your knowledge and skill to get out of here." "Ok." said Fred. He calmed down. This felt vaguely familar. "If you're telling the truth, what color is the handle of my knife." "Robin's egg blue." "Astonishing." said Fred. "What do we do now?"
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