This Is Why I Never Go Out Anymore

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 46444

Then promptly goes back to watching his cartoon as he shoves his fat face full of more food supplies. Meanwhile, the two Josh’s are locked into a contemptuous staring match. “Scotty!” says Josh into his communicator device thingy-majigger, therefore losing said staring match. “You fat, pale, drunk, ugly, lonely, Scottish bastard! You screwed up the beam out, you fat f*ck!”

“Pssst,” says the other Josh. “I think he’s Irish.”

Josh turns to his duplicate self and extends a middle finger. “Shut up.”

“Hey f*ck you, buddy!” comes Scotty’s reply. “If I wanted to I could have scattered your every atom across the whole room. How does that sound, jerk!?”

Josh gulps. “Uh, sorry,” he hastily recovers. “No need to do anything rash. Hehe. No harm done. Sorry I snapped.”

“Yeah, that’s what I thought...asshole!”

  1. Staring match, round 2.
  2. The two Josh's team up to destroy Scott.
  3. Hobbits.

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