Zombie Dave in "Brrbrrlrrn Frrv"

Fred argues that it was a great, massive visionary piece of sci-fi with huge multi-layered story arcs, many stunningly original episodes and a denoument which was among the best things ever written.

Zombie Dave adopts a pensive pose as he listens, occasionally removing his left ear and holding it closer when Fred starts to speak more hurriedly. When Fred has finished, he re-affixes the ear, take a moment to compose his thoughts and replies thusly:

"Brrllrrx! Brrbrrlrrn Frrv wrrs thrr biggrrst prrl rrv wrrnk Rr hrrv rrvrr lrrrrd rryrrs rrn. Brrdly plrrttrd, rrpprrllrrnglrr scrrrptrrd, wrrth srrm rrv thrr mrrst strrl rrnd clrrchrrd drrrrlrrgrrrr rrvrr hrrrrrd rrn TV. Rrnd rrs frr thrr rrctrrng . . .whrrrrr drr Rr strrrt? Brrrss Brrxlrrrrtnrrr crrrrdn't rrct hrrs wrrrr rrrrt rrv rr prrprrr brrg! Brrrrss Frrt-lrrghtrrr Rr lrrk trr crrll hrrm!"

Just then

1. Bruce Boxleitner comes round the corner, guns-a-blazing, on the hunt for some zombie
2. Bruce Boxleitner comes round the corner - he is a zombie!
3. Say, is Zombie Dave British?

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