No oysters for Fred

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 45251

"Oh, no. I don't think an oyster is what I'd like." Fred was beginning to question the sanity the younger woman. From an earlier experience, Fred had learnt not to accept the offers of batty people, as what they claim to be an oyster can often be a lemon, or a ticking-time bomb.

"Really? Aren't you hungry?" The miss who was dressed as, or was, a housemaid replied.

"Just so, but did you not say you had bread?"

"We do have bread, but obviously you can't gobble up your bread without an oyster!"

"Why not?"

The maid seemed amused at this.

  1. "Mr. Walrus told me it was a tradition."
  2. "Because the bread is poisoned! But since oyster is the antidote, if you eat the oyster with it you'll be fine!"
  3. "YOU CANNOT EAT THE BREAD WITHOUT OYSTERS." Did her eyes just glow red for a moment?

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