"Lots, I Am Your Mother-Figure."

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 45162

"Daddy?" whispered Lots. "Why did you leave me, Daddy? I only stabbed you three times!"
Fred tugged his shirt up and exposed his six-pack stomach and three big, long scars.
The two gay guards sighed appreciatively.
"You sure did." said Fred. "I didn't think I was going to live. I was peeing blood for six months straight."
The two embraced.
"Wait a second?" said the bigger of the guards. "The age differences are all wrong! Lots and Fred are almost the same age! Heck, they might be the same age but years of being a nasty pirate has aged our dear captain considerably."

  1. Seems Lots and Fred share the same psychotic delusion.
  2. A time portal, that has been plauging Lots, sucks UP the two guards. They are deposited ten years in the future. "I lose more gay guards that way." sighs Lots.
  3. Astra slays everyone in the room and assumes command of the ship.
  4. Cederik, long ignored in this thread (for the second time), bursts in, waving the biggest sword any of them had ever seen.

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