A Very Gay Episode
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 45143
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Anyone who knows anything about gay people knows that they’re all built
like gorrillas. And yet, somehow, they still fight like little sissies.
And this case was no exception. Two gay pirate guards rushed into the sickbay and weakly tackled Fred. Then they started slapping him like a couple of schoolgirls. “Hee hee!” Fred giggled. “Stop that! Ha ha! That tickles! You silly sailors! Oh dear, I’m covered in seamen!”The hairy guard with the missing left eye started giggling too. “That’s what he said last night!” “Oh stop it, you!” said the other guard, the one with the missing teeth.Okay. That’s really gross. Sorry. But I just can’t help myself sometimes. Lots sets up the options, and I knock ‘em down. So blame him. Speaking of Lots.... The Dread Pirate stormed into the chamber. “What’s all the commotion!?” he roared.Both guards sprang to their feet and saluted their commanding officer, then pointed to Astra where she lay sprawled on the ground like some kind of heroin- addict, foaming at the mouth. “He did it,” said the hairy one, turning his accusatory finger at Fred. Lots advanced on Fred, taking a swig of the bottle of rum he always kept handy. “And just who are you!?”
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