Lots has Lots of Issues
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 45099
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“I don’t know.” “You don’t know what?” “What?”“Hmm?” “Huh?”Fred started making birdy noises. “What were we talking about again?” Astra shrugged. “Have we met before?”Just then the door to the infirmary swung upon. Lots meandered into the chamber with slow, drunken strides. “Yo, hot mama,” he slurred. “You know what time it is. The Dread Captain’s ready to get his freak on.” Astra rolled her eyes. “So what’s new? Here’s an idea, go freak yourself for a change, you horny bastard.”“Oh! BURN!” blurted Fred. “She totally got you there, man! Ha!” Lots glared at the newcomer. “And just who the hell are you!?”“Uh...” Fred stammered. “My name’s Marco. I’m a new pirate. Real new. Shiver me timbers and all that.” Lots straightened himelf up and advanced on him, black scimitar drawn and ready. “I don’t remember hiring any new recruits,” he growled. “I see what’s going on here. ASTRA’S HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH YOU!”Astra chuckled. “Oh, please, Lots. You really need to lay of the Hespanish rum.” “I just knew you’d betray me like all the others!” the Dread Pirate languished. “While I’m busy combing this god-forsaken island in search of Lord Fred, you go and cheat on me with one of the locals!”“Lord Fred?” Fred said innocently. “Who’s that? And why are you searching for him?”
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