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As she continues flailing about in the water like some kind of idiot, you
point out that, “the water’s only knee deep, dear.” You’d think since she
came from a place called Aqualaria she’d have taken some swimming lessons
as a child. “Help!” she cries, desperately gasping for air. “I’m drowning! Ahhh!” Fred starts giggling and decides to join in the fun, doing a cannonball into the puddle. “Yay! I’m drowning!” he screams happily.This is getting really stupid. It does look like fun, though. You set aside your torch and decide you’ll participate in the ‘Help! I’m drowning!’ game. After several minutes, you notice Astra has quit struggling and is merely floating in the water like a lifeless corpse. Taking Astra’s cue, Fred does the same. “Wait a minute, Fred,” you say. “I don’t think Astra was playing around, she might be in real trouble.”Fred makes no response. “Seriously, Fred. The game’s over, we need to get Astra out of the water.”Still, no response. After a brief check, you realize they’re both dead as can be. Hmmm.You whistle an innocent tune and depart from the ghastly scene without further ado, and then quickly exit the caves. If anyone should ask, you never knew any Freds or Astras. Taking up residence in the cabin in the woods where you and Fred first met, you forge a new life for yourself under the shadow of the mountains. It’s a good life, though simple and somewhat lonely. As the seasons come and go, you slowly begin to forget about Fred and Astra altogether.Then, one fateful summer day...
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