A Stupid Episode
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 42339
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They let him go along his merry and continued on with their own quest.
After a vote, they decided they'd do so in past tense. Right about then, some relaxing reggae music took them by surprise. Sue threw the cellular phone on the ground and was about to smash it when Toby snatched it up instead and answered it. “Uh huh...” he said with disinterest. “Thank you for the offer, but I don’t think I’ll need one today. That’s okay, I really have no need for one...I said I’m not interested...my answer is ‘no’. No. Again, no. No, no, no. No. Okay I’ll take one.” After relating some vital information (his social security and credit card number, date of birth, favorite color, etc.) to the person on the other end of the line, he tucked the phone away and smiled. “Telemarketer,” he explained to the others. “I guess I’m now the proud owner of a sweat shop in El Salvador.”And the Quest continued. “Fish,” Sir Toby said as they walked along, “I couldn’t help but notice that you’re an ass.”“Well @#&! you too, mother @!#%er!” Fish replied. “Oh no, I didn’t mean it that way. I meant ass as in donkey.”“Oh. Well yes, that I am. A keen observation on your part.” “Yes, well, anyway,” Toby went on, “my legs are growing tired from all of this walking. Would you mind it if I were to ride you?”“Well, honestly I would find it rather demeaning. But seeing that I’m just an animal and you’re a human, I suppose I really have no say in the matter.” Sir Toby gave an approving nod. “I’m glad you know your place in the ultimate scheme of things.” And with that, he mounted Fish.And the Quest continues. After a vote that they’ll switch back over to present tense, they encounter another obstacle. And there you are, in search of blueberries. Fish tries to say something, but you went in search of blueberries, so he can’t.“Gosh darn it!” Toby complains. “This is why I hired JH to be a moderator. You’d think after I bought him a brand new Lexus and a beachfront mansion in Italy he’d do his damn job for once!” You went in search of blueberries.“I think Fish is trying to tell us something!” Sue conjectures, in another one of his conjecturish moods. You went in search of blueberries.“Shut up, Fish,” Sue responds.
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