A Slight Mix-Up
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 42253
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You plant a wet one right on her lips. “Okay, stop the damn story!” fumes a most distraught Lord Fred. “I’m getting so sick of this crap! I am not you, I am me! I am the hero of this story! You have no place here! Got that!?” You shrug. “It was an honest mistake, Fred. I think there’s plenty of room for the two of us to co-exist.”“No, there is not,” counters Fred, raising his sword in a show of hostility. “You can just go back to wherever it is you belong, in your mother’s basement or whatever hole you crawled out of. This is just ridiculous. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been whisked away from the story on some stupid author’s whim.” “Now, Fred, that wasn’t a very nice thing to say,” the princess scolds him. “The previous episode was well written and thoughtful. The author was hardly stupid. It was a little misunderstanding, that's all...”“Easy for you to say!” Fred shouts at her. “You’re never mistaken for the first-person point of view, are you!? Oh no, there’s always plenty of room for the naked chic! Why don’t you go back to Aqualaria where you belong.” “Fred, calm down,” says Velus, patting the nobleman on his back. “It’s gonna be okay.”Fred shoves the peasant to the ground and presses his blade against the boy’s neck. “Speak when spoken to, dog-boy!” This is starting to get ugly. In an attempt to change the subject, you point out that the dragon is the real problem here. “If we join forces we’ll be better off,” you try and convince him. “This is exactly what the dragon would want. United we stand, divided we fall.”Fred reels around and shoves the blade of his sword against your tender throat, nearly drawing blood.. He commands you to shut up before he does something he won’t regret. You gulp and do just that. He withdraws his weapon and storms off, declaring he’ll complete the quest on his own, without the three of you.
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