NINJAS

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 42118

The ninjas, for once, were focused on fighting amongst themselves. Fortunately, for the sake of the furniture, they were B-Movie ninjas, so when they died, they did not bleed or lose organs or empty their bowels upon the couches.
Sara and Astra hid in the Staircase Room Comic Book store. Lots42 decided to juggle hyper-realistic robot kittens. Josh had a panic attack because he had forgotten he had invented the robot kittens. The ninjas continued killing each other. Lord Fred was discovering the mind-bending horrors of the VH1 channel. Scott had been impaled through the shirt sleeves into the side of the entertainment center and had lost himself in the bright glow reflecting off the sais entrapping him.
Suddenly Lord Reaibn showed up.

  1. Reaibn caused peace by offering everyone cookies.
  2. Unfortunately it was Evil Clone From The Future Reaibn and he slapped everyone really hard with a bundle of straws.
  3. Scott manages to pull the sais out and starts impaling everything. The Gameboys, the X-Box, the couch, Josh, several Gatorade bottles...
  4. The last ninja alive, Bill Engvall (no relation) sits down and starts eathing bananna flavored banannas.
  5. Ten minutes later, after a cosmic mystery erases the ninjas, everyone finds Sara and Astra making out. Josh's face explodes.
  6. Lots42 decides to learn the languange of the ninja, though they speak English. His attempts frighten chickens.

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