PIRATES

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 42117

It was the crew of the pirate ship the Murderhorn, come to bring their captain, Lots42, back to the ways of pirating.
"Oh goodness!" Josh screams like a woman, having somehow entrapped himself within one of the recliners. "I thought you and the Dread Pirate Lots were two different beings!"
"No!" said Lots42, having entrapped his left hand in an empty mayo container. "That's me."
"But...you're so nice!" said Sara, now wearing pirate clothing. Nobody noticed the cabin boy's corpse laying on the floor. "You once gave me half your turkey sub when the snack machine ate my dollar."
"Yeah, well, what can I say. The demands of the story and all."
"Oh, I get it!" said Scott. "In other story threads he's amiable weirdo Lots42 but in this one, he's a murderous pirate."
Lots42 shoots Scott through the neck. Blood ruins several furry art prints hanging on the wall. Before Astra can avenge the murder, for she had fallen in lust with Scott, Lots escapes.

  1. The survivors give chase.
  2. Scott gives chase somehow.
  3. Everyone pulls pistols and fires randomly in all directions.
  4. A duck with the poops walks through the room.
  5. Several years later, four to be exact...
  6. Josh shoots Scott through the neck.
  7. Josh shoots himself through the neck.
  8. Several dozen good Lots42's emerge to battle Pirate Lots. The battle spills from the ship back into the Staircase Room.
  9. Lord Fred gets his face trapped in the fridge ice machine. Cubes keep bouncing off his left eye.

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