Not an Ideal Reward

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 41527

Happyman instantly grabbed the Fresca out of Mr. Man's grasp. Rather than opening the drink, he simply swallowed it, cans and all. He momentarily turned green and screwed his face up into a look of disgust, then spat the drink out. His saliva instantly ate through the wood.

"That was a piece of shit!" said Happyman. "These are high-class bitches, and I ain't giving them away for nothin.'"

The little blobby thing then began crying. "Can't I at least have a pizza, my lord?" said Mr. Man.

"Hell no! Go away, you little dick!" Happyman then smacked Mr. Man so hard that he shot out of the universe and landed several universes away. Happyman groaned. "OK, screw that. I ain't gonna share these fine ladies with anyone if all I'm getting out of it is warm Fresca." He scratched his head. "Wasn't there something I was supposed to be doing? Oh yeah." He stretched his arm to the other side of the room, grabbing Crucius, and gobbled him up. "That's the end of that mission, I guess. Now that all this cosmic backplot crap is over with, I'm gonna go blow up an universe."

  1. Happyman eats another hole in reality and blasts off to another universe.

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