Happyman Busts A Move

Happyman sidled up to her. "Heey, baybeh." he drawled. "How bout we get outta this joint and have a few laughs?"

"Gyaaah!!!" Frederica shrieked and seized Happyman's face in her bony claw.

"Whoa! Better try another line quick." Happyman said. "Say, you have a really trim figure! Have you been working out?"

"Ha ha ha ha!" Crucius laughed. "Destroy this meddling fool!"

"But seriously." Happyman continued "How about you slip out of that wet dress and into a dry martini?"

Frederica felt her hand crushing Happyman's face.

"Playing hard to get, eh?" Happyman chuckled. "Well, I like girls that play rough!"

He grabbed Frederica's skull and rammed it into his own. Dazed, Frederica let go and fell to the floor, her bones clattering.

"Impossible!" Crucius gasped. He turned to the other two brides. "Attack! Finish him o..."

Before Crucius could say another word, Happyman dashed into him and started beating his head with a brick. Within seconds, Crucius was drooling and babbling incoherently. The skeleton brides, no longer able to understand his commands, merely stood and watched Happyman.

Happyman left Crucius retarded on the floor and walked toward the brides. He helped Frederica to her feet-bones. "Hey, I'm Happyman. I'm the mack- daddy pimp of Ho-town, and you three bitches are now my property!"

1. Happyman takes them to a Demon Dimension and tries to pimp them out for a quick buck.
2. Happyman takes them to the Day of the Dead festival in Mexico and gets wasted on shots of tequila.
3. Mr. Man shows up, as reliable as the seasons. "I have served you faithfully, my lord. Surely I can have a Bride?" He has a 12-pack of Fresca, but its piss-warm.
4. Crucius recovers from his temporary retardation and casts a spell...

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