Fred makes a stand against his lover Jack.

He was a good distance from Jack and so he could get away with mutinous thinking. "Why am I doing this?" he asked himself.
"Well you're penis whipped," himself answered "And it's time that all changed,"
"But how!?" he cried "How on earth can I do that!?"
"Jesus, keep it down," he said again "People don't take to kindly to others standing next to a lake yelling at themselves, they'll think we're strange,"
"Well we are strange," explained Fred "We've successfully sustained a conversation with argumentive tendencies, all the gold in China couldn't return us to sanity,"
"Well I'm not surprised," said Fred shortly "It's gold, now my plan is this, we tell Jack who's boss and then hide behind a tree,"
"I like it," said Fred who did "We shall put this plan into motion,"

Fred breathed in and out slowly and finally he walked up to Jack.
"Jack," he started.
"Let's have sex, right now!" said Jack "And then we'll butter a pygmy,"
"No," said Fred "Jack we have to talk,"
"You can talk all ya want," said Jack "But I'm starting," And as quick as a flash, Fred's pant were down and Jack was having his wicked way.

"Bugger." said the Freds.
Jack paused mid stroke "I know what it's called," he said.

1. Fred runs off before Jack finishes and becomes that subject of a manhunt.
2. Jack gets bored and decides to finish himself off with an oak tree.
3. Religious zealots protest the manlove aspects of Jack and Fred's relationship.
4. Nothing particularly interesting happens but the story continues all the same.
5. A talking albatross gives them a new mission.
6. The king who's passing in a carriage sees all and Fred's reputation is ruined.
7. Fred realises he's blatantly heterosexual and can't remember why he let any of this happen.
8. They get stuck like a chinese fingercuff and have to spend the episode like it in as they go through hillarious situations.
9. Satan sees Fred with his son and angrily makes Fred wed Jack.
10. The world explodes.

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