Fred And His Chili(Special Award For Most Pointless Episode That Didn't End Up At S.A.T.A.N.)
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 39578
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Fred gets his chili and runs back outside. Fred taste it. YUM!YUM! YUM! I LOVE CHILI!Fred takes another bite. YUMMY! CHILLI!Fred continues to eat the chili Meanwhile, The people at S.A.T.A.N. are watching this episode with secret security cameras. Oh My God,this is pathetic says a man watching the episode. It is being watched in a lab on on a medium sized T.V. screen. In front of it are some buttons and switches and levers,etc. Two men are watching the episode while a man and a woman are on a table a few yards behind them haveing a cup of coffie. At least it has some humor in it says the other man(man number 2).Fred on the screen pours the chilli on his head and yells,CHILLI! Never mind,says man number 2.This is just retarded.Meanwhile.YUM! YUM!YUM! Yells Fred. Fred's dad is hiding his face of shame. Thats it,he says. He's going to the institution. At S.A.T.A.N. On the screen Fred starts licking the chili off his face. Do you think we should send him here? Asked man number 2. No answers man number 1.Otherwise the episode will just go in a circle. YUM! YUM! YUM! YUM! YUM! YUM! YUM! YUM! YUM! YUM!YUM! YUM! YUM! YUM! Yells you know who on the screen.I...think i'm gonna send him here,says man number 1. His finger moves towards the button. NO! Yells man number 2. He takes out a meat cleaver and cuts off man number 1's hand.AAUUGGHH! You Son Of A B^1(#!! What the he11 is your f***** problam!If I pressed that button, We could have always just deleted that episode! 1!1! ....ummm,stutters man number 2. Uhhh. Sorry about that man. Hehe.AAUUGGHH!Man number 1 takes the meat cleaver and stabs man number 2 in the shoulder with it!DIE! The too men fight to the death. In the end,they both kill each other.The man and woman sitting at the table stand up and walk towards the screen while Fred is pouring some chili down his pants.The woman presses and holds one of the buttons and speaks inside a speaker. Hello,says the woman. Mary? Yeah. There is a clean up in episode lab 45. Be prepaired to clean up some blood and body organs. Oh For Crying Out Loud!Yells Mary! Thats the 5th time this week! Quit complainig says the woman(in the lab).This is what puts bread on your table.Oh Yeah!Yells Mary! Like I would use my hard earned cash to buy bre_. The woman turns the speaker off. I hate that woman. The two watch the screen for 5 more minutes. Fred who just rolled around with the chilli in his pants is now eating the chili from his pants. Yeah.I really think we should bring this one here to S.A.T.A.N. This is getting no where. No,says the man. He was just sent here 2 or 3 episodes ago. Lets just wait and see what happens. Well,says the woman smileing. Lets just make sure we don't fight like those bozos over there. She points at the dead bodys. Even if we did survive,we'd surly be fired. The man looks at her confused. What are you talking about?! We can't be fired. We're not even real. We are just some imagionary people created in this episode by Noise Tank.How Dare You!!Screams the woman!She tackles the man and starts sufficating him.The man reaches out for the meat cleaver,grabs it,and cuts the womans foot off. The woman screams! Hello?Is and one here? Mary enters room 45 and sees four dead people.3 men and 1 woman. She looks at the screen and sees Fred throwing up chili and laughing at the same time. Mary realizes what happen and promotes this episode."The Most Pointless Episode That Didn't End Up At S.A.T.A.N." Hmm,thinks Mary. I've never had a chance to use one of these. She stares at the controls near the screen.
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Noise Tank
3/5/2004 7:13:57 AM
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