Candy at Fred's house!

Fred approaches his house, with his cart of candy. He enters. It's not really a surprise that he still lives with his parents. His parents say nothing, they just cover their faces and shake their heads in shame. He sets up his stand, and starts shouting

"Candy! Candy! Come get your candy!!! Fifty cents for anything! This stuff is cheap, cheap, CHEAP!!!"

Fred's ashamed father walks up to him and asks him

"What the hell are you doing?!"

Fred replies "I'm selling candy to buy stuff so I can build the treehouse I've always DREAMED of!"

"You're a moron, Fred." Says his father.

Fred's father, in a rage, smashes his candy stand, and deals Fred a hefty smack with a rubber ducky on a stick.

Fred now has several options ahead of him:

1. He could retaliate and whap his poppa with a dripping bag of chili
2. He could collapse and start crying
3. He could turn into a dripping bag of chili
4. He could go inside and eat a dripping bag of chili

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