God Can't Talk

"Awwww." Josh moans, "Why can't you tell?"

"Even if I could tell, trust me, you wouldn't want to know." God says, then slams the door in Josh's face.

"Meanie," Josh says, then sulks in the corner for a while.

Soon, Scott comes around the corner, muttering to himself. "Where's that no good son o' mine. Oh, there he is. Hi Josh!"

1. Josh passes out from shock.
2. Josh dies of shock.
3. "But aren't you the same age as me?" asks Josh.
4. "Just kidding," Scott adds when Josh's face goes white.

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