Anarchy Burger (Hold the Government)

Josh mops sweat from his brow, and tries hard to calm himself down. After a few anxious moments, he finally discovers the words he wants to speak. "G-God, I've always wanted to know this, since I-I look n-nothing like the man my mother married when I was two years old. A-and every time that I've asked my mom who my real daddy was, she'd always blow it off, and she'd start talking about something else! Who is my real father?"

God pauses to think about it, then answers...

1. "James Burbank of Hanover Park, Illinois."
2. "Frank Franklin of Fargo, North Dakota."
3. "Darth Vader."
4. "You are, you idiot! Remember when you travelled back in time to 1976, and you couldn't control yourself around that girl?"
5. "There are many things that I know, Josh, but your father is one of those forbidden subjects even I can't address. Sorry, kid."
6. "Your father was your mother. See, she is a..." Josh angrily slams the door and storms back to the staircase room.

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