Mr. President is Lost

"President Clinton, that's an odd sort of name," comments Fred.

"Well my name is William Jefferson Clinton. Now if you could give me directions back to the...ahem Hollywood Motel on 3rd and J street, the Secret Service can take it from there."

"Are the Secret Service fighting the dragon?" Fred inquires.

"The Secret Service protects me. I'm the President of the United States," explains William Jefferson Clinton.

"What's a President?" asks Fred.

"Please tell me this is a nightmare," says William Jefferson Clinton. "Lord, Jesus, why do I deserve this. I just wanted to do what any man would do. She wanted it too. Why isn't she here?"

"Who is she?" you ask.

"It doesn't matter. I never slept with her. All right. Her name is Laura," answers William Jefferson Clinton. "She ought to be down here in this pit with me."

"I take it you want to get back to the surface somehow," says Fred.

William Jefferson Clinton nods.

What is poor Fred to do....

1. Fred asks William Jefferson Clinton how he got down in to this cave in the first place.
2. Fred ask William Jefferson Clinton if he has seen a fierce and dangerous dragon.
3. Fred tactfully suggests that he and William Jefferson Clinton look for Laura.

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