Adventures In The Bookstore
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 37369
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One of Josh's redeeming qualities (one of very few) is that he respected
books. As he was putting the last of the books on the shelves (out of
order, even Josh isn't that cool) he heard a commotion from the small
employee's only area. The door fell off it's hingers, to reveal Hector "Heck" Arthur Parking Brake, inbred idiot! Josh screamed, wet himself and farted. Heck was much, much worse then before. Much like the equally frightening Carrot Top, he had bulked up to an astonishing level, with new muscles not meant to be on a human form. "I CAN COUNT TO THREE!" Heck bellowed in a voice that sounded like trains colliding. "ONE...TWO...POOP! HUR HUR HUR!" Heck grabs a wad of cash from the register and devours it, including the change. "BUN!" he shouts around a drooly mass of paper still in his mouth. "BOO! RANDOM ECLIPITICAL ORBITS!" Josh screamed, peed in his pants some more and ran. Unfortunately he slipped on an overlooked copy of Grisham's latest crapfest and went sprawling.
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