Vegetarian Delight

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 37104

Rami awoke to find herself tied down on a counter of some sort. She wriggled and squirmed, but the ropes were tied tight. She had to talk herself out of this predicament.

"How can you eat me?" she asked in an angry, direct voice.

"Simple enough," answered Lewey, "with much gusto and enthusiasm!"

"I am a sentient being," Rami continued. "I think. I feel. I understand the world around me."

"So what?" said Huey. "Don't you eat chickens, cows, and rabbits? And don't they think and feel too?"

"NO! I would never eat a poor defenseless animal," said Rami. "I lead a vegetarian lifestyle. If it's not green, I don't touch it."

"How strange," mused Dewey. "You mean you choose not to eat the tasty lambs that live around your human settlements?"

"No, never!" said Rami. "That would be inhuman."

"You know, you're right," said Huey, "that would be inhuman. Thankfully, though, we are cave trolls and lizardmen -"

"- and so," continued Dewey, "we find it perfectly acceptable to give in to our cravings, and to feast upon the succulent meaty animals that surround us."

And so that evening the trolls enjoyed a delicious vegetarian salad: Rami on a bed of greens.

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