Too Many Cooks Spoil Rami

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 37037

Rami's kicking, squealing, squirming, and screaming became unbearable, so Dewey brought over an ether-soaked rag and put her to sleep. Lewey carried the unconscious girl over to a large stone slab, and the three trolls began discussing how to prepare her.

"Shall we poach her lightly, or roast her deeply?" wondered Huey.

"Oh, we can make a nice sauce for a brown roast," suggested Dewey as he pinched and poked up Rami's right leg. "She's not over-plump, but there's enough meat there for a good roast." Rami had gotten a tad bit overweight lately, sitting around the house watching television & reading trashy novels. Dewey jiggled the fat around her belly with his free hand: "Now that's good eating!"

Lewey had other ideas. "Consider," he suggested, as he tested Rami's upper body, "the succulent possibilities of a braised teen. Juicy brisket, gams, rump, not to mention dark breast meat."

By now the three lizardmen were salivating in anticipation. They took it to a vote, and decided that tonight's menu would be adorned by ...

  1. Rami Roast.
  2. Wild Rice and Teen Casserole
  3. Gupta & Greens

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