Programmed With Attitude

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 36655

The strange creature chained to the wall was definitely not human. It's upper body looked human - that of a handsome, muscular red-haired male - but from the stomach down it was constructed of shiny mechanical parts.

"Yo yo gimme my props bitch" the mysterious beast was saying. "I gots to say it, hey hey hey, wazzup! I be steppin' wid my blunts and four-oh, muthafucka!"

"Excuse me, sir?" Rami said timidly.

The beast seemed to jolt awake in recognition "Whoah man! Gnarly! A real human babe! Far out, dude!"

Rami blushed "Who are you, sir? What are you doing chained to this wall?"

"I and I be called Borgatron 5000, mon!" the beast said. "I and I be enslaved to Babylon. Yet I sing of Zion in my jammin' reggae beats, mon."

Borgatron 5000 launched into a Bob Marley song. "Can't you talk any sense!" Rami yelled.

"Oh, sorry, miss." Borgatron 5000 said, switching to a cultured British accent. "I have been down here for such a bloody long time my attitude matrix has gone on the fritz. Allow me to properly introduce myself. I am the recently created Borgatron 5000, combat specialist and unquestioned Dance Dance Revolution master of Dimension X. But Professor Zarf's new chili-making invention went haywire, propelling me across the space/time continuum and into this cave. In the absence of human orders, I just stood here until some rather ugly humanoids chained me to this wall. Please give me orders! I do not wish to spend the rest of my very long natural function-cycle here. It would be quite boring, to say the least."

"Hmm..." Rami thought about this and said...

  1. "Break free from the chains!"
  2. "Punch a hole in the wall!"
  3. "Show me your dance skills!"
  4. "Make me a sandwich!"
  5. "Make a phonecall back to Earth!"
  6. "That's all well and good, but can you transform into anything?"
  7. "You're creepy! I'm getting out of here."

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