Amy had been stumbling through the darkness for quite some time when she came upon the cottage. It was hardly what she expected to find in the dank caverns. It looked like something out of a fairy tale - thatched roof, cobblestone walls, and a large wooden door that hung invitingly open. Amy walked up to the door and knocked - "Hello, anyone home?" - No answer. Amy stepped into the cottage and looked around. A fire raged in the fireplace, on which boiled a large cauldron. On a long wooden table sat three bowls of porridge; to the left of the table were three chairs of varying size. At the far end of the room were three beds: one large, one mid-sized, and one tiny. The med student was cold & starving. She'd been traipsing about in the dark for a couple of hours now, lost, confused, and worried that she might fail tomorrow's test without some intense last minute studying. The porridge on the table smelled delicious, so she hopped over to it and ravenously devoured all three bowls. The first was a bit too hot, the second a bit too cold, but the third hit the spot. Fat and lethargic, Amy ambled over to the row of beds. "Just a power nap," she muttered to herself as she hopped onto the smallest (and most comfortable) of the beds. Within seconds, the cottage was filled with her snores. When the bears returned (was there any question who this cottage belonged to?), they were distraught to discover that their porridge was gone, but they were pleased to find a lump of woman covered in blankets sleeping contentedly on a bed, with two little bare feet poking out from the mass. Papa Bear went into the attic to find the cage they'd fattened that blond girl in two weeks ago, Mama Bear went to the larder to find some ingredients to match the woman's soft skin, and Baby Bear hopped about in joy, as Amy continued to snore. It was at that exact moment that the velociraptor attacked.
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