Then you remember Fred dropped his sword a ways back, a victim of it's own
fiery power. So, you decide you'll create world peace. But then you
remember how smelly hippies are, so instead you set about baking another
cake. You
should look on
the bright side of this whole hellish nightmare of agony and utter despair
that stings to the very core of your soul. Because of your
association to Astra and Fred, you are now in good stead with the Dragon.
Keep your friends close, and enemies closer, your mother used to
tell you. And also, "Your father did NOT teach you that word! GO TO
YOUR ROOM, YOU LITTLE LIAR!" You should really call her more often.
Anyway... You engage Fred in a game of hide-and-seek, you being 'it', of course. That should keep the confused noble busy for a few hours, and keep both him and the terrible dragon off your back. You find the Dragon's Kitchen (with help from an imp named Carl who likes to stick things in his eyes for money), which is nothing more than a cockroach infested pig sty with naught else but beer, some old pizza, some expired milk, and a moldy apple in the fridge (imagine your own kictchen, in other words, you slob). The pantries are full of human skulls. In the freezer there's a half-eaten carton of Ben & Jerry's ice cream. Beneath the rusted out sink, filled to the brink with teetering mountians of unwashed dishes, there are some household cleaners. Rats! The oven has been converted into an elaborate shrine to Dethelos, Aqualarian God of Agony. Odd. Also, you just saw two of them scurry accross the floor. Guess cake baking is out of the questionHowever, you do, find something useful...
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