Story Police to the Rescue!?
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 34461
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"Fred, come out of the house with your hands up. Now. You are under
arrest for having an illegal superpower." The Story Police captain was
hovering around Fred’s house with a squadron of fifty of his best
officers.
Fred was inside his house, turning everything into cream corn. Even though the captain used a megaphone, Fred couldn’t hear him. "Fred, this is the last time. Come out of the house with your hands up." Fred burped. Then he slurped. Then he burped again. Then he slurped again. Between all the burping and slurping he couldn't hear the captain. "Oh well. Take him down, boys." Two officers sped in on their futuristic hovercraft-like vehicle, armed with pepper spray and stun guns, while the other forty-nine hovered around the house making sure Fred didn’t try anything funny. Fred was paralyzed before he could reach the officers. "Okay, now let’s take him to Story Court," said one of the officers inside the house. The other tried to bind Fred’s hands behind his back. First the twine, then the officer, turned into cream corn. Unfortunately, these story cops were not exactly the brightest. One after another of them continued to try to bind Fred’s hands so that he could be taken to Story Court. In a span of fifteen minutes, forty of the fifty-one Story Police had been turned into cream corn, and Fred’s paralysis was beginning to wear off (luckily, as he was nearly drowning in a sea of cream corn).
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