Checkers vs. Astra
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 34352
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"The Goose." "Oh,um...okay," Checker's said, more perplexed than ever. "What did you think I said?""The Dragon." Astra laughed."What's so funny?" "Nothing.""Then why were you laughing?" "Listen, could you just go ahead and free me?""But how?" "Well how in the hell am I supposed to know!?""There's no reason to yell." Checkers was quite hung over, if you remember. "That's easy for you to say.""No it's not, I have a speech impediment and it takes a lot of focus and concentration just to get the words out." "You are very brave.""Yes, I am." "So how about freeing me? How did we move off that whole topic?""Well, you yelled at me and I got offended and then you said, 'that's easy for you to say', to which I replied by saying 'No it's not, I have a speech impediment and it takes a lot of focus and concentration just to get the words out'." "You must be very brave.""I am, yes." "So did you catch the KC vs. Denver game on Sunday? Is that Dante Hall the Punt Return King, or what!?"Checkers, who was an avid Broncos fan, became enfuriated. "The Chiefs pulled that win out their ass!" "WHAT!?" Astra roared, tearing herself free from her chains in her rage. "If Coach Shanahan had the juevos to punt the ball to Dante Hall, then you guys were just asking to loose! You should've kicked it out of bounds like the whooses you are! It would have been cowardly, but at least you would have won. Bitch.""Oooh, that's it! No mental excerise of detatchment is gonna cool me down now! You're gonna be sorry, hag!" And the two went at it like a couple of pinned tigers. In the end, who was left standing?
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