secure the horn of a unicorn

I looked straight at the king and said "A Unicorn!" Where in the name of the gods am I going to find a Unicorn?" Well let me tell you, I turned and looked directly at the legendary Lord Larry and asked him, "Do you know where in hades we can find a dang Unicorn? Because I sure don't. I don't think this old coot of a king knows either."

However, continues Fred, The old coot did know. How about that! Even though he looked as if he was going to pop a cork or something, the cootie king turned to the legendary Lord Larry and said, "Go to my Royal Library and get my Royal Guide Books. They will guide you to the Unicorn." Well, let me tell you, I was flumoxed as all get out when the legendary Lord Larry did just that. He went into the king's Royal Library, got the Royal Guide Books, and looked up how to locate and find a Unicorn.

Belboz and Ranma Saotome sit entranced at Fred's masterful telling of the tale. Tell us more! they cry in unioson.

Very well, says Fred. Next, the legendary Lord Larry and I....

1. Set off on our quest for the Unicorn horn
2. Stopped off at the local tavern for a mug of Meade
3. Decided to go wenching for a weekend
4. Fought off the King's guard because the king didn't like being called an "old coot."

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