Every Poet Wants to Murder Shakespeare

Mitchell nods in agreement. "Exactly 352, Scott. There should be seven more added next month. One's gonna be by Chuck Klosterman. Two are going to be Horsehockey compilations called Josh Burbank's Greatest Shits. It should be a good read, no?"

Scott rolls his eyes in disbelief, then he...

1. selects a book to leaf through.
2. sits down and writes his own book on Josh Burbank.
3. belts Mitchell in the groin.
4. summons forth the Library Avenger.
5. has to scramble to keep his eyes, which have fallen out, from rolling under the shelves.

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