Sir Toby's Polite Response to Lots42

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 3318

Dear Lots42:

Thank you for your recent feedback about problems in the Extend-A-Story software. Your enjoyment of the site is of upmost importance to me. The bug you mentioned, where episode text gets cut off, is a high priority problem. It is scheduled to be fixed in an upcoming software release. In the meantime, please read the message board to find the currently supported work-around for this issue.


The message was just to good to be true. Lots42 had seen messages like this before. While it appeared to be a nice, polite response, the author's true thoughts could be revealed using a simple filter. Lots42 fired up his filter and...
To : really annoying AOL user:

I see once again you've decided to complain about the same damn problems in my software. I could care less about how well the site works for you. The bug you mentioned, while easy to fix, is going to be left in the software just to PISS YOU OFF! And actually, with me having a REAL LIFE and all, I have no idea how you expect me to make improvements on my site all the time. In the meantime, read the message board. I've already covered this problem a thousand times and don't want to deal with it personally anymore.


Figures... Lots42 thought to himself. Sir Toby is just a real jerk underneath his calm, polite responses to everything.

Lots42 wants to get back at Sir Toby, but doesn't know how... Weeks go by with Lots42 thinking about it, and then suddenly it hits him: Lots42 will

  1. tell the world how much of a jerk Sir Toby is in the Extend-A-Story message board.
  2. ruin The Never Ending Quest by backlinking every singly episode to the first one.

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