She Smiles Like Richard Nixon

This, ladies and germs, is the first official appearance of the reality surrounding the staircase room. Amazingly enough, Scott Chen was not the man to make the great leap forward; it was Josh Burbank, one of the stars of Horsehockey.

When Josh comes to, he discovers that he is not on a field of grass. Instead, it felt very cold. Josh blinks the sleep out of his eyes, sweeps away some broken glass, and finally takes a clear look at his new surroundings.

This was a much larger staircase room, with ten staircases positioned around the room. Furniture was neatly arranged, as if this giant place was a large apartment or house without any walls dividing the rooms. Josh finally picked himself up and wandered over to a teal couch, where he sat down.

1. After ten minutes, Josh goes berzerk.
2. Josh goes back to the window to see if the original staircase room can be seen. It still can, so he climbs back in.
3. Josh goes back to the window to see if the original staircase room can be seen. But it's gone!
4. One staircase suddenly collapses.
5. People start coming down the staircases.

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