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"Painkillers, anyone?" asks Lots42 as he enters the room. He is carrying
several containers of high quality medicines, all designed to perk you up
(and knock you back down). "Sure, buddy," says Josh as he takes a handful. His private stash was running low anyway. Meanwhile, Scott is still engrossed in the news. The disappearance of Nebraska had been spreading like wildfire, and all of the networks were now carrying the story. CNN offered just an endless theory from a rambling scientist about the impossibilities of a land mass the size of Nebraska disappearing with everything on or in it. Fox News was offering its "fair and balanced" views of it, cutting in at one point to run a crawl: U.S. MILITARY JUST "HOURS AWAY" FROM CAPTURING OSAMA. Meanwhile, CBS news crews from Minneapolis, Des Moines, Kansas City, Wichita, and Denver had all ventured up or down from their respective cities to the site. It is a stunning sight to see a vast ocean now replacing what was once an endless field of cornfields, farms, towns, and cities. However, nobody seemed to focus on the real problem...mainly this new "Nebraska Sea" threatening to flood the Missouri River...
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