Die by the Sword
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 31731
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Fred had really tried this time. Oh yes, he did. But try as he may, he could not devise a non-violent end to
these means. Roaring in rage, he threw himself forward, tossing his pokeball at an orc. The strength of the
throw made a large round indentation in the humanoid's skull, causing a painful radiating fracture that ended
the orc and released Machamp at the same time. The swarthy pokemon proceeded to pummell another orc,
causing extremely fatal muskuloskeletal injuries with severe hemorrhaging all over the creature's body. Hunger blazing in his eyes, Ugtak jumped at Fred. The knight barely stepped clear of a savage left hook and kicked the orc in the stomach, soliciting a painful grunt. As Machamp turned to pulverizing another orc, the three remaining gaurds ran at Velus. Grinning wickedly, the lad whipped out his balls and tossed one against the ground. With a blood-curdling roar, Charizard popped out and unleashed his flame breath at Velus' command. The three hapless orcs screamed in agony as the inferno engulfed them, burning through their dermal layer and reaching their subcutaneous skin level, incinerating their protective fat and muscle tissue. Soon three charred orcish corpses lay upon the ground, blackened bones and internal organs poking through the crispy remains of flesh. Meanwhile, Fred wrestled with Ugtak. Machamp hopped to lend aid, but Fred yelled "Stay out of my fight!" This quickly proved self-defeating, as natural strength turned the duel in Ugtak's favor. As Fred felt his shoulders starting to bend back to an unnatural degree, he, rather dishonorably, but justifiably, snap-kicked the orc commander in the nads. Ugtak howled in pain and weakened his hold just long enough for Fred to push him to the floor and land on top of him, headbutting the orc over and over again with such strength shards of nasal cartilage were sent flying straight into Ugtak's brain. As blood poured from the orc's ears, nose and mouth, and his eyes glazed over, Fred, face covered in orc blood, stopped headbutting and sighed in relief. "Good work, milord!" Velus said. "Truly, this is one orc that will not win the Miss Teen Allaria pageant any time again soon." "Indeed." Fred said, and reached for his prize - the magic sword strapped to Ugtak's waist.
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