"Several months ago, Lord Fred was found in the community beige counter
room, sleeping and standing at the same time, apparently while attacking
sandwich ingredients. People wanting to use the room as well began to
wonder who was in there and what they were doing that was taking them so
long. Eventually, they just opened the door and checked, wondering why
they didn't do this in the first place. There, they found Lord Fred. The
community doctors say they don't think he's going to wake up anytime
soon. "He's obviously in a coma. Knights these days tend to fall into
comas while attacking sandwiches for whatever reason." said one doctor.
Upon hearing this, some of the local people brought Fred to the local
museum, where you can see the sleeping wonder today." -The small
midevil village news
Fred woke with a start, "DIIIEEEE!!!", he cried slicing the person in front of him in two. Everyone looked at him in shock. Fred looked around. "What are you people doing in here?! I'm trying to make a sandwich." Everyone leaves, fearing Fred will kill someone else. "Great, now I've lost track of where I was", said Fred.
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