Lord Fred: Lost in a Cold, Cruel World
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 30839
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And it’s then he realizes the wisdom of his lawyers advice all those
years prior. A prenuptial agreement would have really saved his ass. But
hindsight is 20/20. After a nasty legal battle, poor Fred is left with
nothing but his favorite chainmail coif and an old piece of bologna. He’s
lucky to have even made out with that much. Destitute and alone, he decides to abandon his Quest, whatever the hell it was, and embark on a voyage of self-discovery. He wanders throughout the wide world for several years, taking on odd jobs to see him through each day (namely, hustling pain-killers and giving cheap hand-jobs to old men). Sadly, it’s the happiest and most liberating period of his entire life. But the seasons change and Fred grows restless, longing to settle down and have a family of his own again. He marries a one-legged wench named Mary, who dies of exposure a week after their honeymoon.And so, Fred becomes a homeless drunkard. One day, while stumbling about in a drunken fit, he stumbles upon the mouth of the Southern Caves yet again. Having nothing else to do with his life at this point, he decides to venture into the unknown depths of the Caves, and of the two entrances he chooses the one on the...
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