Harder Than Your Husband

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 30472

"That's Montana!" Fred answers.
"Very good, Fred!" Chelsea replies. "Pretty soon, you're going to know all fifty states. Now, which state is--"
"Hang on, Chelsea," Fred says. "Did I ever tell you about my lifelong goal of moving to Montana to become a tycoon in the business of raising up some silk dental floss while riding around on a pony named Mighty Little? Man, I can't wait to retire so I can do this! It's gonna be great!"

A flabbergasted Chelsea is momentarily speechless.

  1. "No, Fred, I can't say that you've ever told me this before," she replies.
  2. "Fred, you told me this thirty minutes ago!"
  3. As it turns out, Fred's last name just happens to be Zappa.
  4. "I can think of a certain part of your anatomy that ought to be named Mighty Little!" Chelsea finally snaps.
  5. It's only too bad that Fred's evil twin brother has already monopolized the dental floss crop in Montana.

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