Conversation with a Stag's Head
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 29036
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"Ouch," said the stag head. "Oi yoi yoi, Dios mio..." "Aww, what's the matter?" Andrea asked it. The stag's head rolled it's artificial yet spookily life-like eyes. "Oh, gee, maybe it's the fact that my severed head is mounted on a wall," it replied sarcastically."I'm - I'm sorry," Andrea offered sincerely. "Oh, wow, that's just great. You're sorry! Well, happy days are here again! Some puerile, snob-nosed brat feels sorry for me! Oh, I feel so much better now! Who needs a body when you have the sympathy of an idiot."Andrea was offended by that snob-nosed brat part, and she promply retaliated with a slew of her own insults. "Well - your mom! Your mom! Your - your mom!" "Oh, I'm hurt," the stag's head yawned. "You see that feast behind you," it said, changing the subject. "That's mostly me. Anyway, you're completely insane.""How do you know?" "You're talking to a stag's head!""Oh." "At least you've got a body.""True. Well, I'm kind of in the middle of this whole Quest thing. Not to be rude, but I really need to get going." "Oh, no, don't let me delay you. I'm not even really talking, I'm just a product of your sick, albeit creative mind.""Oh, ya. Okay then! Bye!"
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