"It could be very, very bad indeed!" said the Doctor. Suddenly he felt a
tingling in his abdomen, a tingling that quickly turned to pain, a pain
that even more rapidly turned to tickling.
"Oh! Oh stop that!" yelled the Doctor at no one in particular. But the tickling did not stop. It intensified and while the Doctor was trying not to laugh so hard that he'd pee in his pants, he failed to notice that his shirt began to bulge in rather odd ways. Well, not his shirt exactly, it was the Doctor's flesh underneath the shirt. "Hah! Hahaha!!! Bwahahaha!!!" cried out the Doctor and all the while his waist sprouted legs! They ripped through his shirt and then his butt became rather extended and his pants ripped! By the time the Doctor stopped giggling he found that he had become none other than a spider- man! Not the Spiderman, mind you, but a half spider/half human hybrid mutant! From his torso upwards he was normal, but his torso was now atop the large shelob-sized keister of a spider, and he had eight large legs!!! "Ah, nuts!" said the Doctor. Just then a rather large square-built woman walked into the cafeteria. Instantly all the blinking lights and flashing doors and other odd things flashed out of existance, everything except for the mutated Doctor. The woman screamed and ran out of the cafeteria. "Great," said the Doctor. "It will not be easy to solve the riddle of this 'game' nor to walk about indiscreetly within this campus looking the way I--" His thought was cut off as the woman re-enetered the cafeteria and this time she was carrying the largest cannister of RAID (copyright protected) he had ever seen! "This is Olga's eatery!" she screamed. "I am Olga and you are dead meat!" ~~hmmmm~~ thought Olga. ~~a new ingredient for Friday's menu! ~~
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