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Fred reaches for the hilt of his greatsword. Memories flash through his mind of the countless wars, duels, battles, bar-fights, cook-offs, spelling-bees and basketball games where this sword, and his mastery of it, have been the only things saving him from almost certain death.
Confident that once again he and his trusty sword will triumph, Fred, with a flourish, pulls the hilt from the scabbard.
The hilt is firmly in his grasp. But wait! Where is the blade? Or was this an invisible blade? Fred cant remember, its been a while since he actually had to use this thing.
The foul beast-god-monster stands paused in mid attack, clearly also confused by Freds seemingly impotent weapon.
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