There Are Cave Ducks Too!
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 28239
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Drake Guano. Wyrm Shyte. Dragon Dung. They all meant GOLD. These were the
miracle fertilizers every farmer within a thousand miles desired!
"Drake Guano, eh?" Fred drooled, his eyes glazing over. "I like what I'm hearing. Are there copious amounts of this pungent resource ahead?" "YES!" Lava Man boomed, hurling a fireball at a small clustering of gnomes hidden behind some cave flowers as our heroes continued their trek. He then formed another firepentagon (he was good at geometry, though poor at geography - which will come into play later on...maybe. Maybe not.) and made as if he was going to destroy Fred and the others (Or, one could argue, 'Astra and the others'. Velus is just a filthy dog-boy, and is always an other) "Much filth is certainly quite ever present! HA HA HA!""Hohoho," Fred stammered, not sure if this Lava Man was really his type but trying to appease him anyway....and basically scared shyteless this molten man might vaporize him if he made one wrong comment! "Ha ho hum bum dum! Harumph!" "INDEED! Let us slaughter drakelings in order to prove our might and prolong our battle of death! Ho Ho Ho!"QUACK! An eerie silence followed the quacking, which has just been emoted. It was a Cave Duck! The most fearsome being to inhabit the Southern Caves! Woe! Fear! Fire! Foes! Bulbous, pink eyes! Grotesque, pale skin!
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