The british: we want our country back
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 26425
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Fred overcome with guilt and unable to face his sin runs away and doesn't stop running. He comes to the ocean and walks along the sea bed and eventually ends up in Victorian Britain. Too proud to work along side the masses he restorts to a life of crime and is arrested. All methods of execution fail, even throwing him in the Thames. He is given a choice either become a spy or be entombed in an empty seam of a coal mine. He chooses to be a spy. Under the guidance of Lord William XIV of Dibley he learns how to be a gentleman. He learns how drink tea, drink tea and drink tea (all gentlemen must be familiar with at least 3 tea drinking styles, as tea is the source of all british power, but only if drunk properly). His elite tea drinking skills mean he soon received a critical mission. Looking out over the battlefield Fred ponders as to how Americans could be so foolish as kill each other over politics when we the British have already formed the perfect government, which these rebel spawn shall know soon enough. "Yes" he thought "they shall soon know the limitless honour glory and love of her Majesty, this war is exactly according to the plan, they shall soon be blessed with our rule." Fred notices the battle is leaning in ones sides favour, "No, they must all be ground up, their deaths shall inspire other, they too will die, the flames of war must burn brighter and brighter until the whole country is aflame. Only then shall they be fit for our glorious rule." Fred then hands his tea to his butler, dons a uniform, pulls out his rapier and charges into the fray.
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10/8/2006 12:49:02 PM
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