The Trouble with Feminists

Three story cops now appeared out of nowhere, levitating above the water. "Hold it, hold it," said one of the story cops. "Let's be civil about this." He turned toward Fred. "I've warned you too many times. First the baby-eating [19766, 21660] and now this! You're going to be jailed if you're not careful."

"Think you could drain their life force?" Fred asked Belboz casually.

"Nah, I think we should just eat them. I'm hungry."

With that, Fred and Belboz took out their knives and forks and began to slice up the story cops and feminists, cramming them into their mouths. However, after they had killed all the intruders, Fred and Belboz exploded due to overstuffing their stomachs.

The plain woman (who had formerly been Scott Chen, main character of Addventure Game 3), having now squeezed out of hir chains, shook hir head. "Why do these things always have to happen when I'm around?"

1. Scott decides that now that s/he's in a game which actually works whose main character is conveniently dead, s/he might as well take his place.
2. Scott decides that s/he doesn't want anything more to do with this game and goes back up the staircase to hir room.
3. Scott kills hirself.

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