Swift Sword Of Suits

Wally faints.

Fred plants a foot on the chair and pushes. It flies backward, freeing the sword. Fred spins and decapitates the pointy-hair boss in his chair. The head flies through the air and is grabbed by a guy wearing nothing but Post-it notes. The man vanishes down an air shaft.

The suits turn to run but Fred is too fast. He leaps off the table and lands among them, slicing and slashing. In seconds, they lay dead at his feet.

"Way to go, Fred!" Trina cries. "Now maybe we can get some work done around here!"
"My pleasure, fair lady." replies Fred. "I may not be familar with this world, but I recognize evil when I see it."
"But...but he killed those people!" Dilbert gasps.
"Evil never dies, Dilbert." Alice tells him. "Some ancient tribe in Bora-Bora is now going to be micromanaged to near-extenction by some boring new visitors."
"Oh. Okay. Now what are we going to do with Fred?"

1. Fred becomes the new boss.
2. Fred becomes the new Human Resources manager.
3. Fred is sent back to his dragon-slaying quest. Only now he's joined by Xena and Gabrielle!
4. Fred becomes frightened by the modern world around him and becomes catatonic.

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