Fred's Story

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 25949

Yes, you should say 'up their noses'. Go ahead, say it now, we can wait.

All done? Okay, good, let's continue on with our story...

"Tequila," barked Velus, "lots and lots of Tequila."

Mr. M gave them a nod and went about his work, Astra eyeing him lustfully all the while. MeanwhileWill, and those called Phil and yes, even those called Lil, gathered around the trio, eager to hear their tale. Moments later, Fred began to recount the story over his pitcher of ale.



"...and that's when I encountered the seductress Astra," Fred said, pointing a wobbly finger at the Aqualarian who had drank more and talked less.

"SEDUCTRESS!?" she roared, rising to her feet. "How dareyou insult a Princess of Aqualaria!"

"Princess!?" asked Fred and Velus in unison.

"I'm sorry, Astra," Fred said honestly, "but I have no recollection of you being a Princess. I remember it like it was yesterday, you said you were the Seductress Astra, sent to the caves to be my fair maiden in distress, another trophy of my endeavors in the Caves."

Velus nodded his agreement, lapping up some more liqour from his doggy dish.

Astra's face reddened, never a good sign. "But that happened just today, you buffoon! You even bowed down before me!"

"Then why did I find you naked, with your bare breasts heaving to and fro in all of their glory, your smooth, subtle skin glistening in the torchlight, begging to be..."

"I explained why I was naked to you when you freed me!"

Fred scratched his head. "Oh. I remember your lips moving, but I don't think I actually heard anything you said. Anyway, next thing you know Velus is in a swiriling energy vortex and I'm glowing like an afternoon sun. Then we saw an elf operating a machine, or something, and then we were here. Ya. So, ya. That's the story. Yep. Haven't found the dragon yet, but it's cool. It's cool."

Will shook his head. "To be frank, we expected a better story. I'm afraid Fred will be paying for his pitcher. Maybe Velus or Astra would be willing to give it a shot?"

  1. Astra gave it a shot.
  2. Velus gave it a shot.
  3. Bill gave it a shot.

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