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The Never Ending Quest - Episode 25237

They soon came to a line of woodsy hills, but these aren't your everyday mortal plane kinda woodsy hills, no way Jose (Ho-say for the phonetically challenged).

"Fertal," said Artizza. "Should those trees be on fire?"

"I, um, I'm not sure...maybe... but if they are, how come they aren't burning down into ash and stumps?"

"Oh, another thing," said Artizza trying to keep her thoughts straight and having a hard time of it. "You keep calling this place Hell, what does that mean?"

"Its, uh... don't you... I mean..." Fertal, too, was having quite a time keeping his thoughts where he thought he put them. At this point he could only concentrate on the beautiful flames of the, uh... flame- trees. "Golly Artizza, I like fire."

By this time Artizza was already flailing her arms around and doing an odd goose-step dance around the pleasantly warm fire-trees. Fertal joined her, shaking his hips and stomping his feet.


Meanwhile in the office of the Office of Evil...

"Pah-lease!" said the Agent. "You gotta be kiddin me!"

From deep within the cushy-chair, sunk deep, deep into its folds and, um, cushions, a giggle sprouted up, "Nopey."

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